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Guy says to his wife: “Darling, what would you do if I said I’ve won the lottery?” Wife replies: “I’d take half then leave you.” Guy says: “Excellent! I had three numbers and won Ten Dollars. Here’s five… now Happy New Year & fuck off!

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